Scrumpadoochus

When something is realy F&%*ing Delicious.

-Hey, how's the cake?
It's Scrumpadoochus!
-Holy Shit!

by huggydungbeetle July 12, 2010

scrumpdidlyumptious

very very pleasing, delectable; very splendid

a scrumpdidlyumptious amount of dough; that gat looks scrumpdidlyumptious

by Big Tan March 28, 2007

Scrumpadoochous

An exclamation used to exclaim a badass or extreme food product.

Person 1: Aaww man I hate dinner!

Person 2: What about dinner IN A TUBE?!?!

Person 1: WOAH!!

Person 2: Scrumpadoochous!!!

by Mr. JPL October 26, 2009

Scrump's Law

No Twitter account with pronouns in bio has anything worthwhile to say

Don't get so worked up, by Scrump's Law his reply is worthless anyway.

by handyman910 June 9, 2018

pussy scrumping

when one takes pussy without consent. (Also see rape)

Prisoner 1..What are you banged up for?
Prisoner2.. I got caught pussy scrumping, I got 6 years, its my 2nd time for rape
Prisoner 1.. You nasty prick, I'm going ass scrumping tonight, see you then

by mitch00uk April 11, 2015

Schlumped

When someone is so fucked up from a variety of drugs that they become immobile or it becomes extremely difficult to move.

Yo that nigga schlumped off the oxys and that Killa kush bro.

by bootyhunter9686 October 13, 2016

schlumpkining

to give a schlumpin.. a female version of a blumpkin when a woman poops while giving a blow job as she's on the toilet.

Kelly was on the john and gave me one hell of a schlumpkining!

by SwishyManPants April 12, 2009