Chewed Screwdriver

This is an adjective used for people who are low on XP and struggle comprehending simple stuff, such as 'Drew2Wavy'. Usually an insult and shouldn't be taken lightly, personally id scrap them if they called me a chewed screwdriver.

that guy drew is a chewed screwdriver man no cap

by topfloorboss1 January 19, 2022

You got screwed.

What you say to your cellmates in central booking when they explain to you why they don't belong there. I recommend you rehearse these words because they can keep you from getting your ass kicked if you ever get arrested.

Really scary woman: He was the one pulling on my hair but the only reason they arrested me was 'cause he looked worse than me after I busted him in the head with that fire hydrant.

Me (meekly): You got screwed.

by genius-girl October 30, 2009

screwnicorn

When two raging lesbians get naked and strap dildos to their foreheads, they get down on all fours and crawl around trying to penetrate each other.

My lesbian roommate tried playing screwnicorns and ended up finding out she likes anal.

by zwicks December 16, 2004

screwdriver

a drink...orange juice and vodka

there were screwdrivers at the party

by Anonymous July 20, 2003

screwed

To be in a hopeless situation or position, without a chance of redemption. To be

1. For a student wanting to pass a class, failing the final exam would result in them being screwed.

2. A criminal that is trapped in an alley by police officers is screwed.

3. In The Lord of the Rings, when the Ring was finally destroyed, Sauron thought to himself, "Oh dear, it appears that I am now screwed."

by Loganian November 6, 2014

screwed and chopped

A style of music that originated in Houston, Tx by the late Dj Screw.

Paul Wall's Screwed and Chopped Album

by SeXiLaDiK08 February 12, 2006

compaq screw

the funny screws with heads consisting of a small flathead/torx inserts, usually found in Compaq computers

i seem to have a bag of compaq screws.

by [c0x0r] December 1, 2004