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Scientific Tourettes

When someone always randomly yells out the answers to questions during science class as if they have tourettes...only for scientific stuff.
Teacher: Now class, the most common way for an organism to-

Micah: -Flagella!

Alana and Caroline: Man, Micah has scientific tourettes!
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scientific idiot

A type of person who will never change their view on a subject no matter how many facts you show them
Bob:The earth is round

Larry: No its flat
As you can see from the text, Larry is a scientific idiot
(Larry is an imaginary character)
by MortisBringerOfDoom September 10, 2021
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Scientific Billy

In a rude act while three young lads partake in a classified scientific experiment when they insert the three penises into the lassies front orifice in a triangle formation.
Hey there Scooter, gather your lab coat, call up Calvert and let’s perform this fucking Scientific Billy!
by Vince Sasso June 29, 2022
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Internet Scientist

Someone who constantly gets into arguments with theists on the Internet and then uses science as a basis for their argument despite having no scientific knowledge other than google searches. They also tend to see themselves as intellectually superior despite having a liberal arts degree.
Internet scientist: you believe in god? HA! God doesn't exist, you uneducated idiot
Theist: I have a Biology degree

Internet scientist: stop forcing your religion down my throat!
by Švelton November 6, 2015
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The starting sentence to instantly makes your sentence real or believable.
by BATMN every day December 12, 2018
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scientists

A natural philosopher.
Perhaps some of the some most important people ever. Where would we be without them? We wouldn't even have urban dictionary without them. Who would save the earth if it were on the brink of a nuclear holocaust? An artist? Nope, don't think so.
Scientists improve the world and you know it, bitch.
by xjelly-jellx October 4, 2010
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Scientific name

A scientific name is a name for an animal that is based off a dead language and is just used to make the name longer
The scientific name of a butterfly is rhopalocera
by Leejas October 9, 2019
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