Dirty Schweppes Guy 

A man who hasn't cut or washed his hair since the 4th grade. It wears the same shirt for about two weeks straight before changing to a new one. Drives a 2006 Suby or a big black van. He can't grow a beard but he can grow a mean scum stache. His scum burns (side burns) really tie the whole outfit together though. The Schweppes is the most important part though. It drinks a 2 liter of warm Schweppes every single day

Everyone likes Dirty Schweppes Guy

Dirty Schweppes Guy by Guy Harry September 12, 2017

schwednesday

Sexual Harassment Wednesday. A weekly event of sexually harassing someone or something at any given time on a Wednesday. Just another reason to feel up a significant other or someone you know or even just something you see.
Rules-(just so you do not offend anyone or become arrested)
1. The "target" has to know about schwednesday and be a willing candidate.
2. Has to be fun not always sexual but can be.
3. The act of making everyone else in the room really awkward is always a plus.
4. DO NOT ACTUALLY COMMIT SEXUAL HARASSMENT!!! Really Important

Hey what day is it?
SCHWEDNESDAY!!!!! (leading to fun groping and Fondling)
The End.

schwednesday by Kale Anderson November 11, 2007

Schwerer Panzerspähwagen 7.5 cm Sonderkraftahrzeug 234/4 Panzerabwehrkaninenwagen 

the most amazing tank ever used in WWII. Very durable. Very sturdy. very POWERFUL

Jake: This is such a Schwerer Panzerspähwagen 7.5 cm Sonderkraftahrzeug 234/4 Panzerabwehrkaninenwagen moment.
John: Bro! Totally a Schwerer Panzerspähwagen 7.5 cm Sonderkraftahrzeug 234/4 Panzerabwehrkaninenwagen moment.

Schwerer Panzerspähwagen 7.5 cm Sonderkraftahrzeug 234/4 Panzerabwehrkaninenwagen by SkinnyWeinr November 26, 2019

schweppe 

Racial slur referring to Jews meaning filth, dirty, evil, etc.

Schweppes are money grubbers.

schweppe by Mora November 28, 2007

schweppe 

When blood rushes to the schwantz and causes it to be firm. Also known as a boner, stiffy, or washington monument.

"Grandpa, have you ever woke up in the morning and had a giant schweppe?" The boy asked his grandfather.
"Not any more son." He replied, staring remorsefully at the empty bottle of Viagra pills.

schweppe by chestertontreasure June 19, 2009

Schweppes 

Another word for "Shit"

Schweppes Head
Oh Schweppes
Holy Schweppes

Schweppes by rmsmartboy July 29, 2014

Schlerper 

Verb; To Schlerp
The act of schlerping is to perform oral sex on a male.
Schleper (Noun) A man who is fond of and frequently performs oral sex on another man.

"Justin is such a Schlerper"
"Yea I know, he blew three guys this weekend"

"Just off to Schlerp my home boys"

Schlerper by trinity666 November 27, 2011