schmeef

an arrogant guy aka a douche

that guy over there is a total schmeef

by tracispaci January 26, 2006

schweel

To take a large pull of liquor generally from the bottle, can also refer to taking a drag from a cigarette or taking a hit from a pipe

Hey man I'm out of cigarettes give me a schweel off yours.

Hey give me that bottle of whiskey I need to take a schweel off of it.

Hey man pass it this way I'm going to take a schweel off that pipe.

by emmersem June 30, 2010

schpweef

When a female sharts and queefs at the same time and a little pee comes out.

usually caused by excitement or being startled.

When donna saw a out of control tweeker coming towards her. It caused her to schpweef.

I sometimes wear adult diapers due to my uncontrollable schpweefing.

by joppyslow August 30, 2013

shweef

when you diarrhea in her cooter and she queefs out brown/green poop bubbles. sometimes it can even shoot out corn particles if your lucky

girl 1: how was your date with Monticello last night?

girl 2: omg so great! he gave me the good ole shweef

by bigdoner420 March 31, 2023

schween

n. a dork, an idiot

Look at Hugh, he's such a schween!

by Ryan Elle May 9, 2010

schweff

A Muff Diver.
ie, someone who spends 80% of his life trying to get action, even off minging fat girls, whilst completely neglecting his friends.

Teacher: "Where's paddy?"
Boy: "He's over at margarets"
Teacher. "f*cking SCHWEFF!"

by Fr Gabby November 19, 2006

SCHWEEM

When your balls tremble with so much might that there are shockwaves radiating from your dende(penis).

Hisika’s gay ass schweemed when he saw Gon charge at him while they were fighting

by NIGGATAR9000 April 22, 2019