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When a female sharts and queefs at the same time and a little pee comes out.

usually caused by excitement or being startled.
When donna saw a out of control tweeker coming towards her. It caused her to schpweef.

I sometimes wear adult diapers due to my uncontrollable schpweefing.
by joppyslow August 30, 2013
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