schwasted

incoherently intoxicated to the point where you actually think its cool to say schwasted.

whenever I win over 15 games in beer pong I get realy schwasted.

by brian ggggggeiger January 10, 2009

schwasted

The state of being inebriated, somewhere between 'shitfaced' and 'wasted'. Usually used in the first person, as someone who is sober would be able to make a choice between the two.

I'm so (hiccup) schwasted right now!

by skema318 January 21, 2011

Schwabbed

Getting completely screwed over to the effect of it changing your entire life.

Pete: "Did you hear that Mark's wife asked him to move out of the house?"

Phil: "Oh man, treated."

Pete: "Yeah Mark said they are getting divorced dude..."

Phil: "Divorced? Holy crap schwabbed."

by M. Veener March 27, 2010

Scwasted

When one is out-of-this-world drunk.

"Yo I just took 6 shots of Fireball and drank 2 four loko's I'm so fuckin scwasted."

by Lil_Tomas December 17, 2019

patrick schwavied

When you’re fucked up and do something so insanely embarrassing that, you wish you were never born.

I was Patrick Schwavied and thought the kid with cerebral palsy was the kid who got in the car accident last week so I asked him how much longer we was gonna be in the wheelchair.

by Patrick Schwavy December 16, 2019

schwastey

Another form of the word schwasted, though it is a much more effeminate term for getting drunk. Those that use it are also apt to use the words crunk, shit-show, and dandy when referring to excessive alcohol use.

Let's throw a dance party and get schwastey tonight.

by Foreskin May 28, 2007

shwasted

It is an explicit combination of "shit-faced" and "wasted"

"What did you do last night man?" "Dude i got so shwasted and and nailed a fat girl."

by Big C. Mass E. November 17, 2009