schnockered

totally shit faced, also trashed, inebriated, drunk, and sloshed

I be schnockered

by podlowe March 24, 2003

schlock ball

A game involving the throwing of wet tennis balls against other people's backs thus making the sound schlock.

Person A: let's have a game of schlock ball.
Person B: Fuck Off!

by The WordMaster May 24, 2003

schlocky

Of inferior quality or junky.

If you buy a tool that says "made in China", be assured it is schlocky.

by harry flashman July 25, 2003

schock

a chick magnet, ladies man, or sex god.

That dudes a total schock.

by George Chalaveettil January 10, 2009

shrockapod

a nugget of shitt hanging of your arse hair..
very smelly indeed!!

urgh rob lingard...that shrockapod is mingin.
you dirty bastard!

by vixxxx September 8, 2006

schnocker

A hybrid dog breed created by a cross between a Cocker Spaniel and a Miniature Schnauzer. This breed is recognized by the American Kennel Club (AKC)

That black schnocker won "Best of Show" at the dog show.

by Jaimye April 2, 2007

Schnockering

ones becoming intoxicated by not only drugs and or alcohol but also the allure of the moist female form.

About fifteen minutes after that group of skanks arrived and three more shots and a rip of chronic me and the boys were on our way to a good schnockering.

by Filthy Dirty Dickins October 19, 2008