Schploong

(pronounced Shush-plong or Shu-plong)

An enormous hit of Marijuana usually capable of incapacitating a person for up to 7 hours. Related to the verb Schploonging, meaning to be schploonging

Man, I bet Obama took a huge schploong last night after he defeated Romney

by Bourgeoisi3 November 7, 2012

Schploogie

a word you create to prove Google doesn't know everything, but Urban dictionary will (if they have accepted this word)

"google knows everything"
*creates word and searches it*
*google search: Schploogie: ERROR did you mean Schoology

by Purple_Marshmellow_with_a_mask May 21, 2016

Schploofenhein

Someone who produces a potent fart (Schplaff)

Eden: *Schplaffes*
Rob: Ugh, you're such a schploofenhein

by RAH_ May 10, 2018

Schloot

The act of flexing ones dick to show superiority and strength over lesser people. Also can be done to exercise the penis and make women horny.

BOY: “YO CUNTENNA WATCH ME LIFT THIS PENCIL WITH MY PENIS!!”

GIRL:“HOLY SHIT DUDE THAT WAS SUCH A POWERFUL SCHLOOT YOU JUST PERFORMED THERE! LETS HAVE INTERCOURSE IN THE BED OF YOUR TRUCK!”

by A.M.B.A... August 21, 2018

Schploof

A minecraft player, a legend in some eyes. Sometimes a helicopter and sometimes a goos.

Schploof is a chonky helictpoer

by Schploof March 15, 2021

Schplook

Schplook tasts like Salt, women love schplook and I love schplook

She likes his schplook

by Thee most biggest pp October 28, 2021

Schplook

Women love it I love it Marcus loves it norman loves it Michael loves it and Jonny loves it

He schplooked and it was salty

by Thee most biggest pp October 29, 2021