Sconer

A person with no pubic hair.

Look at him, he's got no pubes he's a Scone! then chant 'Sconer, Sconer!

by Wazzle December 9, 2009

Schonenamen

When you are in public and you awkwardly pop a huge erection in front of everybody.

Guy 1: Wow did you hear what happened in gym class today?

Guy 2: No what?

Guy 1: The new kid pulled a wicked schonenamen while he was doing his warm ups.

by m0n3y01 September 9, 2010

Schnerble

The small crumbs on the bottom of a chip and/or cracker bag that is smaller than the size of your thumb nail.

Here Jacey, do you want the schnerbles from the bottom of the Lays potato chip bag?

by schnerblemack July 1, 2018

scooner

A 24oz drink. Normally draft beer but every once in a while you'll find a place that will make them with your favorate highball (4oz or hard)

After my 8th scooner at Boston Pizza, I gave half of them back to Ralph.

by Klautt August 8, 2005

schnergs

plural of schnerg (aka. schnergburgler) literally meaning someone who, despite good intentions, is just not up to par.
(the surest sign of a schnerg is someone who does not realize they are one)

damn! that Simon and Beth are so annoying... i mean, they're nice enough, I guess, but they're total schnergs!

by gnomeking October 24, 2005

schooner

The standard sized beer glass (425ml) served in New South Wales, Australia.

Two schooners of New thanks mate.

by Big Jase May 5, 2005

schnerk

The process of performing a sexual act that is executed by a man standing above a woman who places his testicles between her breasts. While she squeezes them together, locking them in place, the man then spins around, twisting his balls like a rope. The act then finishes with the women releasing her grip, spinning the testicles around until they return to their natural formation.

I can't wait to schnerk those huge tees.
That was a great schnerk session.
Robert schnerked Dr. CL and lost his scholarship

by oohmmamma November 17, 2009