schnook

NOUN: Slang A stupid or easily victimized person; a dupe.
ETYMOLOGY: Yiddish shnuk, snout, schnook, from Lithuanian snukis, mug, snout.

"im just a regular Schnook" GOODFELLAS

by James Vaughan January 5, 2004

schnookered

A state of being intoxicated to an excessive degree, while in public.

I was so schnookered last night!

by Chelsea F May 11, 2006

schnookumquat

A person who is particularly endearing.
Particularly used for great emphasis when a hard-hearted individual reveals a softer, more emotional side to their character.

Etymology. Schnookum: a person or object that is adorable. Kumquat: a citrus fruit that combines sweet, salty, and sour flavours in unusual components.

Susie: Did you see James mourn the loss of Juliet?
Stephanie: Yes! He's usually so cold, but he's such a schnookumquat now!

by couldevercontain February 10, 2010

shnork

To laugh so hard you suck in air through your nose and mouth making sounds that usually come from the other end.

That last joke made me shnork so loud the guy sitting next to me thought I crapped my pants.

by Jo Madre July 8, 2010

schnookered

conned into doing something on a false premise.

She got schnookered into giving everyone a ride home when he told her that he would pay for gas when he didn't have any money.

by Dawnr June 10, 2007

schnockered

totally shit faced, also trashed, inebriated, drunk, and sloshed

I be schnockered

by podlowe March 24, 2003

schnok

adj,v
1)an asshole,loser,lowlife
2)having sex with someone very roughly

1)your such a schnok go kill yourself
2)I snocked her good last night

by contagious123 January 21, 2009