Shush you schmuck

The act of Niko and Chunkz who will talk to people and say they are schmucks for waffling too much

Niko ‘how are you doing’
Man ‘fine th.…’
Chunkz ‘shush you schmuck’

by Callum A November 30, 2019

schmuckiño

Referring to a dickhead in a pejorative manner.

- "Hey man you wanna do a line? I got some good shit bro!"

- "Get the fuck out of my face you schmuckiño."

by Sneaky Black Bullet January 27, 2021

Schmuck Squad

A group of athletes that enter a soccer game with 10 or less minutes remaining. This only occurs when their team is up by at least 3 goals.

"Come on guys! Score some goals so we can get the Schmuck Squad in!"

by Downingtown West January 2, 2009

schmuck-douche

noun: one who behaves in the ways of a schmuck while simultaneously being a douchebag.

I can't believe Bill threw a pear at that Jeep. He is such a schmuck-douche.

by Phephalump October 22, 2010

Camilly cherry eww schmuck

A camilly cherry eww is a adjective used against people being dumb or dyslexic

Omg ur such a camilly cherry eww schmuck

by Owen grace November 22, 2019

schmeckie

Penis. Americanized variant of Yiddish shmekl, shmekele or schmeckle.

Had the new in-laws over for the Pesach seder; Mom brought out the baby pictures and showed 'em all my schmeckie.

by scudder August 9, 2006

schmucktard

1. A total douchebag with no redeeming qualities whatsoever.
2. Someone you just want to grab by the throat and punch/headbutt in the face.
3. Clay Aiken.

I saw Clay Aiken on The Tonight Show the other night and man, what a schmucktard that guy is. I wanted to reach though the TV and wring his neck.

by lostaccident September 23, 2006