Schmoinger

Someone who schmoings more often than they don't.

Girl: Lmao, my boyfriend is such a schmoinger... Every time he tries to kiss me he gets my nose xD. But it's sweet.

by Nightsprite November 21, 2005

Schlomphing

To schlomph. Sexting but on a whole other level. More sexual, more passionate.

Are you and Jerome Schlomphing?

Yeah, we schlomphed all night.

by pinkkittycatmaster September 22, 2014

schmocas

They are the god of fire, the one who judges, the true lord

by the name of shcmocas!
what did schmocas do wrong here!?!

by A high priest of Schmocas, Moo March 3, 2022

Schmoffed

To be defeated by a significant margin.

Our team got schmoffed by 20 points!

by WordSith May 14, 2022

Schmoigle

A schmoigle is a traditional Jewish gift for Jews on their birthday. All green fruits but pears are forbidden!

Jim: a schmoigle?

Johnny: Yes a schmoigle

by Nannypatxo1 November 8, 2019

Schmock

Yiddish for an idiot. See also schmuck, schmo.

look at this schmock

by mrhappy3412 February 20, 2009

schlompoofa

1) a car part
2) something you say when are “done” with a person, multiple people, and/or society.

I’m failing calculus, my boyfriend just broke up with me, and there will soon be a nuclear war. I’m so schlompoofa right now.

by yourfavoriteoprahhh May 28, 2018