schmon

An exclaimation employed by Michael Jackson in a number of his songs, most notably "Man in the Mirror". In actuality, the phrase likely to be Jacksonalization of "Come on".

"You gotta make a change! Schmon! (Make that change)"

schmon by redgyul September 22, 2004

schmode

n. a combination of a chode and a schmuck.
chode,schmuck

"Hey Steve, you're a schmode!"

schmode by crazy ill petr May 21, 2006

Schmoke 

To specifically smoke marijuana.

Used to differentiate between smoking tobacco and marijuana.

"Wanna go schmoke right now?" -Eric

"Nah bro, do I look illegal to you?" -You

Schmoke by Eel Cire January 26, 2014

Schmee Face 

a particularily brutal member of the facial community

That dudes face looks like a ham walet
Yea, It's quite a schmee face

Schmee Face by aConcernedParent February 24, 2010

Shmoe 

Someone of low intelligence; easily amused.

Origionated from the Three Stooges and the episode "Omigosh, Emir of Shmoe." (Circa 1947)

"What!? You don't know who Abbie Hoffman OR Charles Manson are?!"

"No, Ive never even heard of them."

"What a shmoe."

Shmoe by Wyatt Tripps May 3, 2008

schmob

universal term dealing with anything semi illegal such as speeding, partying, getting trashed, blazed, crunk, and running the city.

"i was so schmobbed last night"
"yo were going f'in schmobbin tonight"
"lets schmob"

schmob by Craw-Dazzle June 2, 2005

schmo 

Yiddish for an idiot or a cuckold. Essential loan word in New Yorkese English, along with all the other Yiddish insults. See also schmuck.

That schmo just took my spot and flipped me the bird. Jerk.

schmo by ignor July 5, 2003