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schmidhubered

Being "schmidhubered" looks something like this:

1) Invent something brilliant that no one cares about. Experience derision.
2) That thing becomes popular years later. Someone else is given credit for inventing it. That person appears in the New York Times and is declared smartest person alive.
3) Go on a campaign explaining the situation and how you are the rightful inventor and thus the rightful Smartest Person Alive.
4) Everyone accuses you of being a sore loser and no one takes you seriously.
5) A verb is named after you.

The trouble is one cannot really be schmidhubered; they must schmidhuber themselves.
Jeff H invented time travel? No, I invented time travel 15 years ago! But no one believes me! I've been schmidhubered!
by costfunction July 17, 2017
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dip schmidt

a teacher that is a little too obsessed with coffee grounds to the point where it stained his teeth. We often call him buckey because of his buck teeth. he is obsessed with saying k, ok, um, alright, alrighty. Once he said k 169 times in one class which is 45 minutes.
Wow here comes dip schmidt
by clobamacare November 13, 2019
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schlid

A really flat and darkish hairstyle. Generally favoured by general douchebags, high-ranking Nazis and sad lonely Russian old men you meet on ChatRoulette.
A: You see Jimmy's new haircut.
B: Yeah. What a schlid!
by WAZZUUUUP! February 17, 2015
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Schmedlap

A derisive term coined in the mid-1970's indicating the person was an idiot, geek, or loser.
Nice move, Schmedlap. You've managed to screw up the order again.
by The God of Grammar July 18, 2016
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Schmigglet

A half howler. 16oz container used to fill with mead.

First used at Arktos Meadery in Grand Rapids, Michigan
Could you please fill my schmigglet with mead?
by Kodiak Krusader August 9, 2017
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Schmidt-Ing

To strike a pose with your arms spread, palms facing upward usually overlooking a historic monument, it is then documented forever as a photo.
Are you going Schmidt-Ing on top of that mountain?
by USAFA2007 October 25, 2012
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mike schmidt

Any kind of marijuana which is rolled in a phillie blunt.
Smokin' that chocolate Mike Schmidt, straight killa.

No swishers for me, just that Mike Schmidt.
by G-Fo June 29, 2006
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