by meebs3 January 6, 2009
Get the Schmades mug.First used to describe the crusty stuff at the bottom of a cup of churros from a mexican restaurant.
I haven't come up with a better definition for it yet but I like to think it has something yiddish to do with a penis.
I haven't come up with a better definition for it yet but I like to think it has something yiddish to do with a penis.
by Chris Hardt May 8, 2008
Get the schmageckel mug."Schmarandieren" is a German slang term meaning "to be on the verge of circulatory collapse due to excessive drug abuse." It‘s the longer and more meaningful version of the word „Schmarandern“, which basically means the same.
The word is used, as one might first suspect, not to draw attention to a medical emergency, but either to tell one's circle of friends how fucking high one is or as a question to make sure that the person in question is equally unearthly high. When someone is "am Schmarandieren“, respect is usually given in the form of an astonished laugh that would otherwise only be given as if you had just witnessed your own grandma doing 5 flic-flacs.
The word is used, as one might first suspect, not to draw attention to a medical emergency, but either to tell one's circle of friends how fucking high one is or as a question to make sure that the person in question is equally unearthly high. When someone is "am Schmarandieren“, respect is usually given in the form of an astonished laugh that would otherwise only be given as if you had just witnessed your own grandma doing 5 flic-flacs.
Ey Jerry, bist du grade arg am schmarandieren?
(Hey Jerry, are you hardly „am Schmarandieren“ right now?)
Boah jungs, ich bin grade so am Schmarandern.
(Oh boys, i am very „am Schmarandieren“ right now.)
Auf ner skala von 1-10 wie arg bist du am schmarandieren?
(On a scale from 1-10 how hardly are you „am schmarandieren“ right now?)
(Hey Jerry, are you hardly „am Schmarandieren“ right now?)
Boah jungs, ich bin grade so am Schmarandern.
(Oh boys, i am very „am Schmarandieren“ right now.)
Auf ner skala von 1-10 wie arg bist du am schmarandieren?
(On a scale from 1-10 how hardly are you „am schmarandieren“ right now?)
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Get the schmazeltov mug.An ironic iteration of smart meant to describe those who act smarter than what they actually are, and more often than not, try to belittle without provocation, those who they consider intellectually inferior, probably due to some mental condition, untreated insecurities, or both.
_I posted in my public Facebook bio how excited I was about the new Spider Man movie coming out, when right off the blue comes this asshole, posting a sixty lines long reply, delving into how DC's character arcs and plots are more intellectually challenging.
_Wow, what did you do?
_I told him to chill out, that not everything in life is about intellectual pursuits, to which he replied calling me an illiterate buffoon.
_Wow, that was rude, and totally uncalled for.
_Yep, that's when I saw his profile pic was the cover of Asimov's Foundantion & Empire, so I asked him, being so interested in intellectual stimulation as he seemingly was, his opinion on the Foundation's traders, specifically if he would consider them good willed merchants sharing the foundation's tech with decadent imperial worlds, or just a buncha glorified shills sowing subversion among the Empire's citizens with their fancy toys and lofty ideals.
_Haha, damn son!! what did he say?
_Well basically, he just told me to go fuck myself and that his intellect is orders of "magnitud" beyond mine, which makes talking to me a waste of his precious time, then he outright blocked me before I could tell him to go get a hooker or something.
_Wow, such a schmart and cultured guy, probly the schmartest one in the family.
_Wow, what did you do?
_I told him to chill out, that not everything in life is about intellectual pursuits, to which he replied calling me an illiterate buffoon.
_Wow, that was rude, and totally uncalled for.
_Yep, that's when I saw his profile pic was the cover of Asimov's Foundantion & Empire, so I asked him, being so interested in intellectual stimulation as he seemingly was, his opinion on the Foundation's traders, specifically if he would consider them good willed merchants sharing the foundation's tech with decadent imperial worlds, or just a buncha glorified shills sowing subversion among the Empire's citizens with their fancy toys and lofty ideals.
_Haha, damn son!! what did he say?
_Well basically, he just told me to go fuck myself and that his intellect is orders of "magnitud" beyond mine, which makes talking to me a waste of his precious time, then he outright blocked me before I could tell him to go get a hooker or something.
_Wow, such a schmart and cultured guy, probly the schmartest one in the family.
by Granudisimo October 22, 2018
Get the Schmart mug.(n.) A transvestite prostitute
(adj.) Someone who acts in a way becoming of a transvestite prostitute
(adj.) Someone who acts in a way becoming of a transvestite prostitute
by Universe24 May 9, 2011
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