Schlumpt

when you high/drunk or even sober, you lean wayyyyyy back in ya chair you just all chill

person 1: Bro are you about to fall asleep?
Schlumpt mf: nah fam just Schlumpt af

by suh bih June 5, 2016

schlurpy

Inserting a straw into a woman's vagina and removing the vaginal fluids orally. Usually performed prior to intercourse.

Chris gave Sally a wicked schlurpy last night to improve his sexual pleasure.

by Jarvis Nelson January 2, 2009

schlump

When you are in a bad mood or depressed but you dont really know why.

Dude , i'm in such a schlump right now.

by Nayomi January 12, 2008

schlump

A lazy, overweight, under- or unemployed, undesirable middle-aged man. Usually wears crappy clothing. Shaves infrequently. Has nonchalant attitude about everthing. A scrub.

(Headline from The Star) "Ben Affleck: from Hunk to Schlump"

by John Childers October 9, 2005

shlumpy

Feeling lethargic and ill groomed. One tends to feel quite "slumpy" when hungover.
A feeling of apathy generally accompanies slumpiness.

"I can't be bothered going out tonight, i feel so shlumpy !"

by Rocket01 September 19, 2008

Schlumpville

A state of being so drunk it's literally like your own world

Bro, Nate was in schlumpville last night

by taylr October 12, 2015

Schlumped

The state of being so high and/or miserable you’re just mentally tired.

Damn bro I just got dumped and I’m hella schlumped.

by Asshole.1234 May 24, 2018