Schlumpville

A state of being so drunk it's literally like your own world

Bro, Nate was in schlumpville last night

by taylr October 12, 2015

shlumpf

Stupid/idiot

You are such a ‘shlumpf ‘

by SHLUMPF October 8, 2020

Schlumped

The state of being so high and/or miserable you’re just mentally tired.

Damn bro I just got dumped and I’m hella schlumped.

by Asshole.1234 May 24, 2018

schlumpkin

when michael slevin gives you a blumpkin

I just got done with my schlumpkin

by Snoop Dog August 14, 2004

Schlumpkin

similar to a blumpkin
Whilst in a bathroom stall with a girl she proceeds to sit down on the toilet and give you a blow job and when you're all finished and she gets up you realize that she was takin a smash

i didn't even realize i was gettin a schlumpkin until she flushed the toilet...

by Johnny May 18, 2004

schlumpkin

a tiny fuckling of cells in human form; female version of shlump

gahhh damnn boi ella hamilton is a schlumpkin

by schlongman May 4, 2021

schlumpe

german word for slut

eschligang eber dub ist eine schumpe
Excuse me, but your a slut

by Roxy Foncigo May 17, 2005