Schlitz Schlong

Fungus that develops on the penis after having deviant anal intercourse with a partner who has contracted Sarnac. Often the penis will become rotten and ooze puss. May lead to Benoit

"I shouldn't have had butt sex with that whore because her Sarnac gave me Schlitz Schlong."

by Goob, Cole, & Galoot August 4, 2007

dick schlitz

when the penis peeks out of the underwear slit when sitting down or on a cool summer day. It's often accidental and a common thing to happen when walking to the bathroom in the morning.

Jeff Liggett forgot to plug in the iron as his dick schlitz appeared.

by Jeff Liggett July 6, 2009

Schnitzy

Been using this word for over 45 years. It has always been used to refer to something cozy, comfortable, warm.

She looks very schnitzy wrapped up in that blanket and setting by the fireplace.

by Nanwoods October 31, 2017

Schpitzy Dibbler

An under-aged heavy metal aficionado kitty-kat that one recruits from a bus station.

Despite its reputation, the Dayton bus terminal produced no schpitzy dibblers of note.

by Hurricane Mraz August 22, 2019

schvitzy

A Goyem way to say sweaty with his Jewish girlfriend that insists is not a real word.

Sarah, I just got back from the gym. I'm all schvitzy.

by l'goyem August 20, 2023

Schlitz

The creation of a new orifice in a person's body, followed by intercourse with the incision.

Don't fall asleep at that party, those dudes will totally schlitz you.

by octopusofthesea November 9, 2010

schnitzy

a cool word i made up so get over it

ooh! that is schnitzy!

by schnitzy April 20, 2005