Schlitzy 

1. Noun: The mistaken form of the name Smits after an afternoon of lagers at the Buckle.

2. Verb: The morning shits after a night of drinking Ohio’s finest ale Schlitz.

3. Adj: The state of one’s appearance when drinking the infamous Ohio piss water.

1. Guy 1 You know, Schlitzy I’ll let him know all about the bag machine tomorrow.

Guy 2. Zach that’s your boss Smits. Oh shit we have just coined a new name Schlitzy.

2. Dude what is that smell? That’s the Schlitzy coming out like a river, fuck Ohio.

3. I can see the schlitzy gaze on that grind pig from Ohio….ugh…I’m out, no loving tonight.

Schlitzy by Tag your It October 13, 2022

schlitzkrieg

n.; A focused assault on the night's beers.

A whirlwind drinking binge.

Assumed to be a play on 'blitzkrieg' (meaning 'lightning attack', the term for the WWII German panzer warfare characterized by quick movement, capturing enormous areas of land, and brute force.

"TGIF-- time for a schlitzkrieg."

schlitzkrieg by Speckled Hand (Goodman Jones) September 1, 2004

schlitz shits 

The disgusting shit you get the morning after drinking a lot of cheap beer. It can be identified by the way it comes out all soft and mushy. It may feel like diarrhea but it usually appears like normal shit. Also, you'll need a couple hundred feet of toilet paper.

Whoever had the schlitz shits in the second floor bathroom needs to plunge the toilet NOW.

schlitz shits by Phil Cornholes May 14, 2008

Beer schlitz

The uncontrollable diarrhea one gets from consuming large amounts of schlitz beer

Dude, don't go in the bathroom for awhile. I had the massive beer schlitz.

Beer schlitz by Milwaukeelover January 16, 2011

schlitz-faced 

One who is shit-faced on cheap booze, such as Schlitz beer.

The girl at Snake and Jake's was so schlitz-faced that she fell off her barstool without provocation.

schlitz-faced by Anomaly July 8, 2005

schlitzed 

Drunk on cheap beer, such as Schlitz.

Your mom and I got schlitzed last night at my place.

schlitzed by Anomaly July 12, 2005

Schlitzmas 

Holiday falling on December 16 honoring the birth of rock band, The Gusto. The Gusto was born in 2005.

Celebrate Schlitzmas by drinking Schlitz all night long.

Schlitzmas by Jake Boyardi December 17, 2009