1. Noun: The mistaken form of the name Smits after an afternoon of lagers at the Buckle.
2. Verb: The morning shits after a night of drinking Ohio’s finest ale Schlitz.
3. Adj: The state of one’s appearance when drinking the infamous Ohio piss water.
2. Verb: The morning shits after a night of drinking Ohio’s finest ale Schlitz.
3. Adj: The state of one’s appearance when drinking the infamous Ohio piss water.
1. Guy 1 You know, Schlitzy I’ll let him know all about the bag machine tomorrow.
Guy 2. Zach that’s your boss Smits. Oh shit we have just coined a new name Schlitzy.
2. Dude what is that smell? That’s the Schlitzy coming out like a river, fuck Ohio.
3. I can see the schlitzy gaze on that grind pig from Ohio….ugh…I’m out, no loving tonight.
Guy 2. Zach that’s your boss Smits. Oh shit we have just coined a new name Schlitzy.
2. Dude what is that smell? That’s the Schlitzy coming out like a river, fuck Ohio.
3. I can see the schlitzy gaze on that grind pig from Ohio….ugh…I’m out, no loving tonight.
by Tag your It October 13, 2022