An awesome pagan festival held each Yule where only the most hot bros get invited and they have lunch together and talk a lot of sense about music and musicians, and bitches hang around the outskirts hoping to be included.

Hans: Hey did you get to this year's Schliegengrifte?

Kurt: What's it to you, dickwad?

schliegengrifte by schliegenoberfuhrer January 12, 2015

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Schlankenstein

Old book about an ugly creature with a long schlong written by Mary Schlankey when she was 19. Victor Frankenschlank created the creature in his apartment as a student and the creature ganked some lives and schlanked Victor's life up.

Dude1: Hey, man, did you finish that schlank of a book, Schlankenstein for English class yet?
Dude2: Yea man the ending was pretty schlanken, man!!!

Schlankenstein by Ashely Bellocq March 6, 2007

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schlackin

The act of doing whatever the fuck you want ñigguah.

Tbe and I were schlackin our asses off last night.

schlackin by bemeuser69 December 20, 2015

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