Schling schlong

A schlong so large it requires a hammock to hold it up.

Did anyone bring my hammock for my schling schlong?

by Schlonganator January 13, 2018

Schwing!

Said when a beautiful woman is seen. Onomatopoeia. Describing the sound of a sword being unsheathed. Phallic connotation.

Hoowie, look at her!! Schwing!

by Ken December 1, 2002

schlingy

adj.- one who is untrustworthy, capable of taking your money and not paying you back.

Don't loan that muthafucka any money cause he act all schlingy.

by Vindettah P.O.R.G. June 11, 2006

schling

A very small penis; the opposite of a schlong

Aye bruh you got that fat cock, huh? Nah dude I got a schling :(

by BanterMcGee February 2, 2021

schminga

A word often used in times of excitment or enthusiasm. Also used in times of accomplishment.

Ex1: OMG! Were going to Florida! Holly SCHMINGA!
Ex2: Woah! You got the point! SCHMINGA!

by SaraRose March 28, 2008

Scringy

Pronounced "Scrinjee" a cross between Scroungy, Scruffy and Dingy and Cringe.

Means any thing, place, person etc that is raggardy arse, filthy, crappy and generally shabby.

Also an effective term to describe Pete Doherty, King of Scringe...

Other variations include; Scringe, Scringyness, Scringily, Scringiest

"look at this food, man that cabbage bit looks scringy"

"look at that stray dog, aw he's so scringy looking!"

"eew that soap scum in your shower is pretty scringy dude"

"Oscar the grouch is so Scringy, his garbage can is even more Scringy"

"why have you been wearing that same sock for 3 weeks, thats scringy bro, I bet that sock is real scringy by now"

"wow look there goes Pete Scringe Doherty, everything he does is so scringy"

by GeezerJones August 28, 2009

Schlingel

Word for people, which are harder than a Julian (search for Julian). They are almost blond but don't look like Justin Bieber! (C'mon they're not gay!) If you meet one, my advice is:

1. Stay Calm
2. Say a polite "Good Day Sir!"
3. Dont try to eat him, beacause he will poisen you

"Oh he is a schlingel and eat the last stripe of bacon" --> means he's an asshole

by schwüggel&thedoctor77 February 3, 2014