The base location for New York's Jewish population Which apparently is something to be desired by other towns who all seek to be encompassed within the 10583 zip code. Little do these towns know, that being a part of Scarsdale has symptoms that consist of the following:
1. Way too much money, resulting in random TVs appearing in school hallways.
2. A terrible high school football team.
3. JAPS
4. Many Hummers driven by tooth pick thin Scarsdale moms who pay no attention to the fact that they are taking up two lanes.
5. Other acts of equal unintelligence in direct proportion to the sizes of Heathcote houses.
1. Way too much money, resulting in random TVs appearing in school hallways.
2. A terrible high school football team.
3. JAPS
4. Many Hummers driven by tooth pick thin Scarsdale moms who pay no attention to the fact that they are taking up two lanes.
5. Other acts of equal unintelligence in direct proportion to the sizes of Heathcote houses.
EVERY MORNING SOMEONE PARKS A HUMMER IN FRONT OF SCARSDALE HIGH SCHOOL.
"Thats typical Scarsdale, a hummer taking up two parking spots"
"Thats typical Scarsdale, a hummer taking up two parking spots"
by A Sarcastic Storm January 29, 2009
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by Henry718 February 26, 2005
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To perform the scarsdale surprise, one must do the following:
1. Pick up a girl/guy at a bar and go back to your place for sex.
2. Make sure they fall asleep naked.
3. Wait until they are asleep. Then pick them up out of the bed and lay them outside your door naked whilst adamantly refusing to let them back in or to give them their clothes back.
1. Pick up a girl/guy at a bar and go back to your place for sex.
2. Make sure they fall asleep naked.
3. Wait until they are asleep. Then pick them up out of the bed and lay them outside your door naked whilst adamantly refusing to let them back in or to give them their clothes back.
Perverted Cabbie: Nice rack, sweetass!
Arielle: Fuck you shitface. Some guy just gave me a scarsdale surprise.
Arielle: Fuck you shitface. Some guy just gave me a scarsdale surprise.
by johnfitzgibbonsIII July 7, 2006
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2 words;SNOTTY TOWN. First off, scarsdale is not even a town its a village! and secondly the people are just plain stuck up! There are your teen girls who look like the rolled out of bed and think its cute like that.And there are girls who wear ONLY designer clothing like Louis vuitton/gucci/juicy/fendi etc. AND they act like they are the shit but they really not in their model body ,big nosed,selves! the little ones are not much better either thier moms dress them in lily/brooks brothers/baby gap.and they act up anywhere public even church! and they (the mom and dad) dont do anything at all! The kids hang with their nanny while mommy goes to pilates or sip soy milk lattes at the cafe with kate and amy or go shopping at the Westchester.or if they are tired they just sit around and watch soap operas or the view.The boys are not much better either.They are LAX junkies or aka "bros" or wanna be nerds and they are HORNY as fuck! The school system is AMAZING! but one time the middle school had a kid show up drunk.The football team pretty much sucks anyway and new rochelle kicks their ass every time. The prices for homes are WAYYYY to pricey.
basicly most of the people are rich white brats who deserve a kick in the ass.
2 words;SNOTTY TOWN. First off, scarsdale is not even a town its a village! and secondly the people are just plain stuck up! There are your teen girls who look like the rolled out of bed and think its cute like that.And there are girls who wear ONLY designer clothing like Louis vuitton/gucci/juicy/fendi etc. AND they act like they are the shit but they really not in their model body ,big nosed,selves! the little ones are not much better either thier moms dress them in lily/brooks brothers/baby gap.and they act up anywhere public even church! and they (the mom and dad) dont do anything at all! The kids hang with their nanny while mommy goes to pilates or sip soy milk lattes at the cafe with kate and amy or go shopping at the Westchester.or if they are tired they just sit around and watch soap operas or the view.The boys are not much better either.They are LAX junkies or aka "bros" or wanna be nerds and they are HORNY as fuck! The school system is AMAZING! but one time the middle school had a kid show up drunk.The football team pretty much sucks anyway and new rochelle kicks their ass every time. The prices for homes are WAYYYY to pricey.
basicly most of the people are rich white brats who deserve a kick in the ass.
****Scarsdale NY 7;00AM***
Brooke:MAWMMM where is my fendi bag????
Mom;I dunno hone-
Brooke: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DONT KNOW YOU DUMB BITCH I HATE YOU!!!!
Mom;Maybe you can use your Juicy bag?
Brooke;BUT ME AND ASHLEY AND TAYLOR WE WERE ALE GOING TO SCHOOL WITH THE SAME BAG!!
*****Starbucks Cafe 8:00am**
Emma:Hello.. Um,can i like have a no whip no milk frappe please?
Barista:Ok....
Emma:so anyway cathy what did you hear about amy?
Barista:Here Miss,youre frappe
Emma:Oh thanks..... EWWWW what is that.. i said NO MILK!
Barista:oh im soo sorry miss i did-
Emma: You will be hearing from my lawer you bitch! YOU TRIED TO KILL ME!!!
Scarsdale NY! lol
Brooke:MAWMMM where is my fendi bag????
Mom;I dunno hone-
Brooke: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DONT KNOW YOU DUMB BITCH I HATE YOU!!!!
Mom;Maybe you can use your Juicy bag?
Brooke;BUT ME AND ASHLEY AND TAYLOR WE WERE ALE GOING TO SCHOOL WITH THE SAME BAG!!
*****Starbucks Cafe 8:00am**
Emma:Hello.. Um,can i like have a no whip no milk frappe please?
Barista:Ok....
Emma:so anyway cathy what did you hear about amy?
Barista:Here Miss,youre frappe
Emma:Oh thanks..... EWWWW what is that.. i said NO MILK!
Barista:oh im soo sorry miss i did-
Emma: You will be hearing from my lawer you bitch! YOU TRIED TO KILL ME!!!
Scarsdale NY! lol
by CupcakesandTiffany August 18, 2012
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by Rubin82 January 14, 2022
Get the Scaryvale mug."You know...there was a rumor that Lindsey Graham wrestled at Scarsdale."
"What do you mean by that?"
"Oh, that he's into men. He's into Scarsdale wrestling."
"What do you mean by that?"
"Oh, that he's into men. He's into Scarsdale wrestling."
by wash492 May 22, 2023
Get the Scarsdale wrestling mug.Target of anger for thoughs in poorer surrounding areas. Being that Bronxvill has a higher total populus income it is not the home of all the " rich kids". It only seems that way because Scarsdale shares a boarder with the low-class, low-income towns of White plains, Yonkers, Eastchester and New Rochelle.
- oh and a side note, i dont understand why being rich is supposed to be a bad thing. Maybe this hatred of scarsdale i caused by the fact that most of your parents are working for us. washing our cars, making our food and cleaning our houses. While your at home trying to stay warm because the super cut off your heat, when most of us are vacationing in places you will never be able to go.
-Before you send me some stupid hate mail remeber i have never met any one from any of the surrounding towns who i didnt like... Being that i and you have done these posts using only steryotypes this might have well been a 2 page "Dumb Bloned" joke.
- oh and a side note, i dont understand why being rich is supposed to be a bad thing. Maybe this hatred of scarsdale i caused by the fact that most of your parents are working for us. washing our cars, making our food and cleaning our houses. While your at home trying to stay warm because the super cut off your heat, when most of us are vacationing in places you will never be able to go.
-Before you send me some stupid hate mail remeber i have never met any one from any of the surrounding towns who i didnt like... Being that i and you have done these posts using only steryotypes this might have well been a 2 page "Dumb Bloned" joke.
"God damn rich little pricks." - White Plains slum resident.
"Stupid friggin' rich kids." - Yonkers C- average Yonkers student.
"Do you want fries with that?" - A Kid from New Rochelle trying to earn some cash so he can attend a public university
"Stupid friggin' rich kids." - Yonkers C- average Yonkers student.
"Do you want fries with that?" - A Kid from New Rochelle trying to earn some cash so he can attend a public university
by Evildream March 25, 2005
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