by Yolanda Yolanda Yolanadaana December 5, 2019

Underwear that has been worn close to unwashed female genitalia for a prolonged period of time, so that both the pants and lady garden smell of a large fish market or fleet of trawlers.
She was a right old scampi pants, I could smell her as soon as she walked in so I legged it out the back before she saw me.
by MickeysMonkeySpunkMoped October 31, 2015

Shrimp scampi that is made with turds instead of shrimp, usually hardened and old, so it doesn't fall apart.
Comes with your choice of seasonings and served with a side of scoof.
Comes with your choice of seasonings and served with a side of scoof.
by Jimbo Baggins July 16, 2008

Full bodied gurning whilst eating, due to a horribly swollen and painful tongue. Often the result of a heavy weekend of drinking and/or recreational drug use.
You could tell by his Devonshire scampi face that five pills over the weekend was probably too many.
by wraftonstagboys June 23, 2011

by steventomassi March 9, 2017

to have foreplay or intercourse.
“Anne and Henry made shrimp scampi before marriage!”
“yo you and your girl made shrimp scampi yet?”
“nah she’s celibate, so no shrimp scampi for me”
“yo you and your girl made shrimp scampi yet?”
“nah she’s celibate, so no shrimp scampi for me”
by m&ewashere June 3, 2025
