The John Scale

The scale from 1-10 for rating a girl on which personality is the judging criteria.

Such features include whether the girl is nice/fun/funny/sporty etc.
The ratings on the John Scale will depend on each individual's view of their ideal girl.

Person 1:- "Mate, she's only a 5 out of 10!"

Person 2:- "Yeah but she's a solid 9 on the John Scale!"

by JammaJ64 December 22, 2013

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all G on the scale !

A phrase used to express ones satisfaction that the correct weight of illicit drugs was supplied.

Yo Han, that shit was all G on the scale !

Ty, bro all G on the scale ! Werd up !

by Vanilla Tyce & MC Hanner September 2, 2017

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lale scale

Universally recognized unit of measure for drunkenness. Normally measured 1 to 10. Named after Steven Lale.

"Whats your Lale Scale mate?", "I'm an 8", "oh Dear"...

by The Man123456AA December 12, 2013

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STD-scale

Is a scale used to describe how much one would like to have sex with someone.

The concept of the scale is to express which STD (Sexual Transmitted Disease) a girl/guy could infect one with, without one regretting sleeping with that person.

The scale ranges from "none" to "ebola"

Rating from normal or uglier to more beautiful the official STD-scale divided into the following levels:

- None
- Herpes
- Human papillomavirus (HPV)
- Chlamydia
- Gonorrhea
- Syphillis
- HIV
- AIDS (full grown AIDS with all the opportunistic infections that follow)
- Ebola

- Where would you place your wife on the STD-scale?

- That girl could give me AIDS

- No way I'm doing another "none" tonight

- Ten years ago Natalie Portman could give me AIDS, now she's more like chlamydia

by UT+Per7 August 13, 2014

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sacked jedi

A Jedi that has been around for a long time, sacked, injured, growing and awaiting for extraction to another Galaxy.

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E.g : I know a person that was a Sacked Jedi but somehow rather the spring time will come eventually.

by zenamilkaze April 23, 2018

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Sinep Scale

A standardized scale for measuring the masculinity of males. Judged upon their traits and abilities. There are 3 results of the Sinep Scale: llampsines, tapsinef, and gipsineb.

We used the Sinep Scale today and found that Amir is a llampsines, Faraz is a tapsinef, and Jason is a gipsineb.

by d3ck3r August 31, 2013

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