Sausage

1. the most amazing food in the word made from mashed up piggys rapped in edible plastic tubing. tis rather scrummy.

2. ~hand a hand with fat, fat fingers

these sausages are scrummy

you have sausage hands, can i eat your fingers?

by Squelchypants November 29, 2003

Sausage

A word used by a male when he sees an attractive female. It is usually said when with a group of friends in a club and it is clearly said in two parts. SAU-SAGE! After a while women realise what it means and it can't be used anymore!

If that guy says sausage at me once more i'll rip his damn balls off, see what he says then!!!

by Mike 'Wheels' Robinson August 16, 2006

Sausage

fit, buff, good looking.

'a full english with fried bread on the side'

by Rachael December 16, 2004

Sausage

A synonym for cool

Guy 1- I just caught a 1468 XP squirtel.

Guy 2- sausage, bro.

by Pokemongooer July 31, 2016

Sausage

Describes an attractive woman to male friends when the said woman is in close vicinity

The young lady was completely unaware that the group of boys were admiring her good looks when they all started talking about "sausage"

by tom March 11, 2004

Sausaged

When you're drunk off your ass and on the cusp of alcohol poisoning but you're still functioning correctly and having a great ass time.

Dude, my ass was so sausaged last night! I drank 3 four locos, almost fuckin died but I was still lit, danced to gasolina 8 times.

by Meh123 June 11, 2017

Sausagitis

When you eat too many sausages. Side effects may include having a severe chest cough and croaky voice.

"I'm not feeling so well after that hot dog! I hope I don't have sausagitis..."

by read_words_kids March 27, 2021