sapless

When a guy cannot produce cum. A nickname guys use.

Max is so sapless!

by ubdick August 16, 2014

Snapples

extremely awesome

on a much grander scale than O...S***!

I am going to have a 3 day birthday bash??? O SNAPPLES!

by futang June 28, 2012

collect samples

to masterbate.

Was created while NYU students were trying to come up with ideas for research in applied mathematics and though of doing research in masterbation. One student volunteered to "collect some samples."

Yo man I need to go to the bathroom and collect samples for this project.

by en1ightened August 16, 2006

Shayla Samples

Some cunt that sticks lava lamps up her butt!

Dre: Is that Shayla Samples?
Trish: Yeah, dat her.

by Dre12121212 March 31, 2009

sapplesation

A completely awesome conversation via text messaging, that you lock in your phone, and never delete.

mine and jeff's sapplesation was so awesome last night, i HAVE to show you it.

by manduh monsterrr February 22, 2009

Arse Stapples

Stapples used to fix a persons arse after it has been damaged, normaly through ripping.

Dave “that shit was so big!”
Phil “do you think you’ll need arse stapples?”

by Housemate Gerbil November 22, 2011

paint samples

What poor kids collect in lieu of trading cards.

Homeless Shelter Attendent: Little Johnny, what did you do today?
Johnny: I traded a Deep Cyan for two B&B Yellows!
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Lowes Cashier: Damn little poor kids stole all the paint samples!

by ScarletTheHarlot February 28, 2008