by 0-0-7 October 25, 2009
To place a funnel down ones Japseye and fill with sand. One will then ejaculate onto a girls (or boys) face causing their face to be sandblasted.
Let's do the Isralian Sandblast
by Jappa_The_Hut May 12, 2011
Noun -- Failed Cleveland Steamer in which rectal pressure turns out to be a shart instead of an actual bowel movement. This results in the receiver being peppered by fecal flecks as opposed to the expected full-blown turd.
My one night stand was begging for the Cleveland Steamer. Surprised, I decided to give it a try. I turned around and pushed... As it turns out, it was mostly gas and instead of the Cleveland Steamer, she got the Tokyo Sandblaster. Result? She liked it better! Guess who's not getting called back?
by rugby_101 November 12, 2010
The Mexican Sandblaster is a lesser-known degrading sexual act in which one party (most commonly a man) sprays diarrhea on the face of their partner. Most commonly, preparations for the Mexican Sandblaster include mass consumption of laxatives, dried fruit or any abundant source of fiber.
Yeah, that cunt was bein' all "Why don't you get a job you lazy fuck" so I gave her a wicked Mexican Sandblaster that almost woke her parents up!"
by Dirty Hesh August 23, 2008
A sexual position where the male is on top of the female, mid thrust, and then Conan O'Brien jumps through the door and says "YippeeKayYay Mister Falcon!"
by shakesfear November 10, 2010
A sexual act where a Japanese women with extremely chapped lips, often a prostitute but not always, gives a man an extremely harsh blowjob. Can be broadened to apply to any Asian female in need of lip balm.
by FreakOutAdams November 10, 2010
by forthecoco November 10, 2010