When you eat a lot of Chinese food and bend over, clench your ass cheeks and shit in your lovers face.
"You smell like shit and looks like you took sandpaper to your face."
"Naw man, my lady gave me a good old fashioned Chinese Sandblaster an hour ago."
"Naw man, my lady gave me a good old fashioned Chinese Sandblaster an hour ago."
by ThatRevlo September 12, 2017
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Verb:
When taking a poop, of such that it is like wet sand and carving in a moat, on your partners chest and peeing in the moat.
Verb:
When taking a poop, of such that it is like wet sand and carving in a moat, on your partners chest and peeing in the moat.
*This sandcastle needs a moat, I’m going to give it a golden shower *
Guy 1: "Something is missing from this steamy sandcastle on your chest!!”
Girl 1: “It needs a golden moat!”
Guy 2: “This golden sandcastle is definitely fortified!”
Girl 2: “How come I didn’t get a golden sandcastle ☹!!?”
Guy 1: "Something is missing from this steamy sandcastle on your chest!!”
Girl 1: “It needs a golden moat!”
Guy 2: “This golden sandcastle is definitely fortified!”
Girl 2: “How come I didn’t get a golden sandcastle ☹!!?”
by Ivana Alovurmonay May 21, 2020
Get the Golden Sandcastle mug.Similar to an ‘Eiffel Tower.’ However specifically referring to a sexual position where two Jamaican men are partaking in intercourse on both sides of the middle receiver.
by The Ol’ Smutter August 30, 2021
Get the Jamaican Sandcastle mug.n. Pertaining to males only, usually in a sitting-down position; a fart, usually intense, that escapes forwards, not backwards. Upon its treacherous escape, the fart blasts one's ballsack with an inferno of hot, stinky air.
Son: Dad, I was on a date at the movies last night and I totally launched a sackblaster during a quiet scene.
Father: I guess SOMEBODY didn't get their balls licked last night?
Son: Well, she majorly shit her pants right before the credits rolled, so I wasn't tryin' to mess with that!
Father: I guess SOMEBODY didn't get their balls licked last night?
Son: Well, she majorly shit her pants right before the credits rolled, so I wasn't tryin' to mess with that!
by Bouchet July 26, 2008
Get the Sackblaster mug.Sleep on the beach with your lover...then get up before they do, hold in that big morning fart, then pull your pants off and sit in the sand. Finally spread your bare ass next to your sleeping lover's head and wake her up with a brisk sand blasted fart!
by The fart sultan October 2, 2014
Get the Texas Sandblaster mug.To be fantastic and scandalous simultaneously.
To exhibit qualities of scandalousness while remaining utterly fantastic.
To exhibit qualities of scandalousness while remaining utterly fantastic.
by Bryassica Salorter June 18, 2007
Get the scandalastic mug.The way Jess made Danny believe that she wanted to go out for donuts with him was just scandalastic.
by Bryan & Jess June 26, 2007
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