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When you eat a lot of Chinese food and bend over, clench your ass cheeks and shit in your lovers face.
"You smell like shit and looks like you took sandpaper to your face."
"Naw man, my lady gave me a good old fashioned Chinese Sandblaster an hour ago."
by ThatRevlo September 5, 2017
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