Samsquanch

A large, long-haired, unassuming critter who haunts areas along the Brazos river. Carrys musical instruments and smells like body odor.

"Did you see the samsquanch on the Brazos river?"

"Yeah. He stinks. And his guitar is old and smelly."

Samsquanch by Hairy Canuckles August 10, 2019

samsquanching 

When you go commando in the woods and a honey packet bursts open in your pocket— you have turned into the Honey Dick. You go into the woods to become the full honey dick ass samsquach all squanched in honey like that ingrain Sam Losco from Trailer Park Boys.

Winnie the Poo inhabits a perpetural state of samsquanching as he is unable to separate the honey from his dick and pants.

samsquanching by Ingrain420 October 9, 2019

Samsquanch

What the bears in Sneaky Sasquatch call Sasquatch.

Bear very happy. Thanks samsquanch.

Samsquanch by yoshikid8 November 18, 2021

Samsquanch

A team of the most badass recruiters in the nation primarily from the Pacific Northwest. This includes Tacoma, WA, Spokane, WA, Tukwila, WA, Vancouver, WA, Portland, OR, Anchorage, AK, and Wasilla, AK.

Them damn Samsquanches are some badass recruiters.

Samsquanch by Chief Samsquanch June 2, 2022

Samsquantch 

A creature lurking in the wood of argyle state park with a mile long cock that has teeth known to prey on young boys at their first trout camp.

That samsquantch destroyed that little boy

Samsquantch by Jboogykillshot November 17, 2020

samskranch 

a big or small thing depending on why?

holy crap look it's a Samskranch he's going to get us

samskranch by 77nolan33 January 31, 2022

dan sasqwatch 

A hairy lifeform from the south who supports canadians in every way possible. has been known to complain of being tired and go to bed early. Sometimes can be seen with an alien and a guido. VERY RARE speciman...

Guy 1: Did you just see that thing pass out under a tree?
Guy 2: Yeah, it must have been the elusive Dan sasqwatch.

Man, i need to shave my pubes, im turing into a real dan sasqwatch.

dan sasqwatch by bucketkilla November 8, 2008