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sasqwatch

a creature known in myth as a large hairy hominiod. there are claims of sightings across the globe, though no conclusive proof is evident. also known as the 'bigfoot' or 'yeti'.
you ever heard that story of the sasqwatch?
by Ilianivich March 15, 2003
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sasqwatch

Chris Sasso is a sasqwatch!
by Joe Evans March 15, 2003
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dan sasqwatch

A hairy lifeform from the south who supports canadians in every way possible. has been known to complain of being tired and go to bed early. Sometimes can be seen with an alien and a guido. VERY RARE speciman...
Guy 1: Did you just see that thing pass out under a tree?
Guy 2: Yeah, it must have been the elusive Dan sasqwatch.

Man, i need to shave my pubes, im turing into a real dan sasqwatch.
by bucketkilla November 8, 2008
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de-sasquatching

The process of remove large sums of hair from the body as seen on Reddit /r/AskWomen
Girl 1: How long does it take you to shower?
Girl 2: It's around 10-15 minutes usually unless I'm doing a full on de-sasquatching which can bump up the time to 20-30 min.
by LeftyGuns July 25, 2014
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sastwatch

A vagina covered in so much hair that it is not unlike the nether regions of the legendary Sasquatch.
After watching all the relatively hairless modern pornography widely available on the Interweb, I was shocked to finally get a look at a video with vintage 70's-era sastwatch.
by Bogrimm October 4, 2008
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sasquatch balls

When a guy does not man scape, trim his ball hair
Girl I could not find his dick because his sasquatch balls!
by ashane July 5, 2017
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Cleveland Sasquatch

A classic Cleveland Steamer preformed by
someone with a horribly harry ass.
Ethel felt fur coat fancy after George
gave her a steaming hot
Cleveland Sasquatch.
by streetwhiz May 16, 2009
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