A Sam Parsons is someone who digs up old photos and comments/likes them bringing embarressment to the other party. Also referred as Parsons Archaeology. Its considered to be a form of stalking and should be shunned.
Scientists have studied such practices and have concluded that it is due a lack of spooning that causes the perons to become a Tony Robinson of facebook (timeteam).
Scientists have studied such practices and have concluded that it is due a lack of spooning that causes the perons to become a Tony Robinson of facebook (timeteam).
"Sam why are you looking at pictures of me from 2009 you freak?"
I was pulling a sam parsons.
Yeh hes such a sam parsons.
I was pulling a sam parsons.
Yeh hes such a sam parsons.
by Denby JT October 23, 2012
Get the Sam Parsons mug.Hottest kid you've ever met. Awesome personality. Has like, the best taste in music. He is super artsy and likes taking pictures. All the girls love him, but he's like way too cool for them. He's really kind, and has way to much money for his own good. He's probably gonna be president one day, and he's gonna get 99 percent of the votes. The other one percent is gonna be those haters trying to hate cuz he's so cool.
Girl 1: "OMG LOOK AT THAT GUY HE IS SOOOOOO HOT!"
Girl 2: "Well obviously he's hot his name is Sam Poulin."
Girl 1: "STILL HE'S SO HOT OMG OMG OMG!"
Girl 2: "He's also super artsy and nice."
Girl 1: "I wanna get with him so bad!"
Girl 2: "Well obviously he's hot his name is Sam Poulin."
Girl 1: "STILL HE'S SO HOT OMG OMG OMG!"
Girl 2: "He's also super artsy and nice."
Girl 1: "I wanna get with him so bad!"
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Any plan involving general disappointment and an early end to the night.
Participants will often be unaware they are involved in a Sam Plan until they are at home eating Hungry Jacks, wondering why it was such a disappointing night.
Participants will often be unaware they are involved in a Sam Plan until they are at home eating Hungry Jacks, wondering why it was such a disappointing night.
Eg. 1
"I know, lets go to E55, it'll be sweet!!!"
"Nah man, that sounds like a Sam Plan, think i might grab some HJ's and go home."
Eg. 2
"Hey, lets go to (insert crap bar nobody has ever heard of)!!!"
"Ummm... ok."
......10 minutes later......
"This is shit, fuckin Sam Plan!! I'm going to HJ's".
Eg. 3
"This bar is shit, why are we here?"
"Sam Plan!"
"I know, lets go to E55, it'll be sweet!!!"
"Nah man, that sounds like a Sam Plan, think i might grab some HJ's and go home."
Eg. 2
"Hey, lets go to (insert crap bar nobody has ever heard of)!!!"
"Ummm... ok."
......10 minutes later......
"This is shit, fuckin Sam Plan!! I'm going to HJ's".
Eg. 3
"This bar is shit, why are we here?"
"Sam Plan!"
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Worker#1: urgh the delivery guy is back again
Worker#2: ah Sam Porter Bridges yeah?
Worker#1: yes
Worker#2: What does he want?
Worker#1: Monster energy drinks ~_~
Worker#2: ah Sam Porter Bridges yeah?
Worker#1: yes
Worker#2: What does he want?
Worker#1: Monster energy drinks ~_~
by Chatur Singh November 23, 2021
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