A samster king is a man or lesbian who swallows hamsters in one go and leaves their trail with the hamsters left back leg
A samster king ate my hamster
Awhhh man my hamsters leg is all that's left because of a samster king
Awhhh man my hamsters leg is all that's left because of a samster king
by Cake_taster September 11, 2021
Get the Samster king mug.A nickname given to a girl named Samantha. She’s a very fiesty one watch out don’t get on her bad side. She’s truly confused about her feelings for guys as practically the entire town is trying to get with her but she treats them all as they’re her brothers. She’s a great gal with spunk watch out or she might just break a bone or two of yours.
by Anonymousmyass June 5, 2021
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Salster • salter • Samster • saster • sadster • sagster • Salsero • Saltercation • salterd • Sadsterbate
by kl kid July 22, 2007
Get the SALTER mug.Where a group of girls have all been through relationships with fuckboy bellends and decide to no longer be a rug for them to walk on. They form a group where together, they constantly encourage each other to take no shit from insignificant others that are not worth their time. This is done via group chat or weekly lunches.
by FromHoedomSheEmerges November 21, 2017
Get the Sassterhood mug.Someone, usually possessing the name Samuel or a variation of that name, to have hamsterlike qualities. For example: a samster may make noises expected to be from a rodent, have abnormally large front teeth that may or may not be yellow, have a small stature, or anything else significatory of a hamster.
(hamster sound)
Guy- Did you hear that? It sounded like...
Guy#2- Stop, it was probably just that kid called Sam, he a huge samster.
Guy- Did you hear that? It sounded like...
Guy#2- Stop, it was probably just that kid called Sam, he a huge samster.
by adasdfsdg May 10, 2011
Get the Samster mug.An imaginary (yet vital) loose part hanging from underneath an unsuspecting motorist's car. Alerting unsuspecting motorists about said item is of supreme importance. Mission accomplished when unsuspecting motorist pulls over and gets out to see whats wrong with his car.
Driver 1: (while pointing at undercarriage) "Hey Sir, your Fister saster caster unit is out"
Driver 2: "What"?
Driver 1: "Your fister saster, the caster unit, it's out" (still pointing)
Driver 2: "oh really?!? oh, um ok" (pulls into rite-aid parking lot)
Driver 1 then laughs laughs laughs all the way to work.
Driver 2: "What"?
Driver 1: "Your fister saster, the caster unit, it's out" (still pointing)
Driver 2: "oh really?!? oh, um ok" (pulls into rite-aid parking lot)
Driver 1 then laughs laughs laughs all the way to work.
by Mergeman September 30, 2008
Get the Fister saster caster unit mug.sister-in-law; this is a way to refer to your SIL without having to call her 'sister'.
While in written communications one can use 'SIL', in spoken communication using the term 'silster' is both more descriptive and specific than saying 'sister-in-law'. And it's more concise as well, offering a savings of 50% (two syllables instead of four for 'sister-in-law'!
'Silster' is a useful term for those having trouble accepting the wife of their brother or the female sibling of their husband. It has a certain mouth-feel which reveals this reluctance and difficulty.
While in written communications one can use 'SIL', in spoken communication using the term 'silster' is both more descriptive and specific than saying 'sister-in-law'. And it's more concise as well, offering a savings of 50% (two syllables instead of four for 'sister-in-law'!
'Silster' is a useful term for those having trouble accepting the wife of their brother or the female sibling of their husband. It has a certain mouth-feel which reveals this reluctance and difficulty.
by skwerlgirl August 20, 2009
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