Saleem's Law

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That last meeting definitely followed Saleem's Law

by pseudonym-12947015 February 24, 2017

Saleemed

noun. The act of involuntary anal sex without lubricant.

Roger invested in Mullen Automotive, and promptly got Saleemed.

by Rockraven13 March 19, 2024

Abu Saleem

Is a big time Pedophile loves younger girls aged around 5-14 years old.

replies saying Dad's home whenever asked by friends to hangout

Sucks dick of his college mates in the bus

texts sleeping bro then leaves msgs on seen for hours

Damn what a loser he must be a Abu Saleem

by Puneet Kumar November 25, 2021

Saleem

A rare breed of snake found north of East Tokyo.

This breed of snake does not have a digestive system, so all the shit comes out when it talks.

Almog: "Yo my G, you kno' Josh he a mad snake"
Abdul: "Snake? Fam dunnoe, that kid's a Saleem"
Almog: "Ye aight, u righ dunnoe"
Abdul: "dunnoe"

by hgalice August 22, 2021

Abu Saleem

Is a big time Pedophile loves younger girls aged around 5-14 years old.

replies saying Dad's home whenever asked by friends to hangout

Sucks dick of his college mates in the bus

texts sleeping bro then leaves msgs on seen for hours

Damn what a loser he must be a Abu Saleem

by Puneet Kumar November 25, 2021

Saleem

A boy who is selfish and has a fish face and likes people called zaher

saleem is so ugly frrr

by mohamedswwimsuituwu June 21, 2022

Saleem

He's the worst twin brother you've ever met. He slams your finger in the door frame, and usually has a huge crush on a girl named Jessica. Saleems are often angry and bad-tempered as well.
They act innocent but really, they really aren't.

Saleem loves Jessica = you know what that means...........*chuckle chuckle*

by uthrgbefwedxwq November 21, 2019