Skyrimjob

The act of saying "Fus Ro" as best you can while licking out someone's ass, and then pressing your lips tightly against their anus while shouting "DAH!" with as much force as you can, effectively filling their rectum with your shout.

Sally: You'll have to excuse me, I'm a little flatulent today.
Samantha: Why? What did you eat?
Sally: Nothing, but Sam gave me a Skyrimjob last night.

by -33 October 23, 2013

Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

An extremely addicting game meant for birth control.

Dude! Have you heard of Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim?

No

Dude, It'll blow your mind!

Really? Guess I'll try.

5 Days later, this man was reported missing.

by ganyi17 January 12, 2012

Skyrim Envy

Akin to "Penis envy" in Freudian psychoanalysis, Skyrim Envy refers to the theorized reaction of a girl, during her relationship development, to the realization that she cannot compete for her boyfriend's attention when it comes to Skyrim. This realization is considered a defining moment in the development of relationship preferences for women.

In contemporary culture, the term sometimes refers inexactly or metaphorically to women who are presumed to wish they were Skyrim.

Girl 1: "My boyfriend just got Skyrim... I haven't seen him in almost 6 days... I still love him, I just don't know what to do..."
Girl 2: "Leave him, I left my boyfriend when he got Skyrim and spared myself the trouble of competing with it. You just can't win."
Girl 1: "I just wish he would love me almost as much as he loves Skyrim..."

Girl 1 is suffering from a sub-stage of Skyrim Envy called Skyrim Denial (the stage in which the girl still thinks she can actually compete with Skyrim before she comes to the realization that she cannot).

Girl 2 realized that she could not compete with Skyrim.

by themastr1024 November 21, 2011

SkyrimPlayzYT

This Fortnite Battle Royale grinder and I mean grinder grinds his xbox for fortnite everyday . If you have seen this grinder please contact ContactRaptor76 for more info. He also has 1 subscriber which is his deceased male cow . SkyrimPlayzYT also goes to a rehabilitation centre in Norway because he murdered the male cow that was his subscriber.

Broo its SkyrimPlayzYT

by bobthebuildersrs January 24, 2019

Skyrim Monkey

Another name for someone who eats their own shit

Man: I met someone last night named Brenan, he was cool until I found out hes a Skyrim Monkey

by BrenanSuxCox April 11, 2020

skyrimphobia

When you are scared of playing Skyrim because you are scared you will pop a lung.

"Wanna play Skyrim with Friends?"
"Nah, I don't want to pop my lung mate"
"Dude, you have major skyrimphobia"

by 1LungMan September 5, 2021

Skyrimsomnia

A form of insomnia imposed by the addictiveness of the most magnificent video game known to mankind, Skyrim.

Example 1: Artemisia: You look really tired..
Starstrider: It's because of Skyrimsomnia.
Artemisia: Totally understood.

Example 2: I was up until 6AM with Skyrimsomnia, but it was worth every minute.

by autumnsmodesty November 30, 2011