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sabre!

Homosexual wanker, with the IQ of his microscopic penis
by Anonymous March 21, 2003
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Sabres

A second tier NHL team in a 9th tier US city; also known as a team that has been in the league longer than any other team (other then the Original Six and St. Louis) without winning the Stanley Cup even once.
Example 1:
Person 1: Dude, my Sabres are doing awesome this year!
Person 2: Sure, remember when they choked in 1999?
Person 1: That was No Goal!

Example 2:
Tampa Bay has exactly one more Stanley Cup than Buffalo.
by CJ DUB May 24, 2008
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meat sabre

A jokingly yet vulgar term used to define a mans penis.
Man your ex turned into a hoe, what happened? Bob
She just loves meat sabre dude. Ted
by BobDoleSuperFanNumber1 November 17, 2011
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Sabre Tooth

This is a Woman well past her prime of being a Puma or even a Cougar. They lurk just before dusk in huge groups drinking Cosmopolitan after Cosmopolitan. They are looking for any form of action and are no stranger to the chase. They typically wear gray and white fur coats, have way to much gold jewelry, and wear more make up than Bozo the clown. If one of them approaches you quickly point her in the direction of the nearest early bird dinner and run for your life. These are the worst of bar patrons as they have nothing to lose and have heard it all.
OMG look at that dude he's getting mauled by that Sabre tooth
by Avran LeFeber June 30, 2006
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Buffalo Sabres

The greatest fucking hockey team ever! They are well known for having the best, most loyal fans in all of sportdom!!
did you see that Senators game?
Yea, didn't the Buffalo Sabres shit on Emery's face?
by sabre19 April 1, 2008
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Sabre Tooth

A Sabre Tooth is a cougar past her prime but still hunting for that younger man. Cougar is 35-49 years old while a Sabre Tooth is 50+. She is more likely to have multiple houses (from previous marriges), to buy you drinks, and driving a vet.
I was in Vegas last week and a Sabre Tooth pounced on my crotch.
by DeathByMullet May 19, 2009
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Texas Sabre

A person that pretends to be a total bad ass but really is a basement dweller.
Man, he thinks he is so cool but really I heard he was a Texas Sabre.
by bonerslol November 8, 2009
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