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a bio electric management device that allows you to manage you bi electric with out chemilcal reaction induced . its art classifacation is a wirly gig that date back to the stone age . the device consist of a quartz crystal and coper wier,and swirly . the quartz crystal acts as an electric sponge to grab absorb the atmospheric electric in the air . swirl one way and charge up . swirl the opposite and get grounded . it has about 30 possitive aplications for the body mind and soule . and only neg is dont swirl around pace makers or if you are pregnate or suspect to be DONT Swirl . led lights and taze pens for mysel relaxing have same warnings so their that safe . and their a simple diy art project to make with the kids . you can even use a nice wet stick from a tree as a handel for the swirly . so please swirl them crystals for optium health . thank you .
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Swirly Head Ass
1. A sexual act. You get head from a bitch, then before you cum, turn her head around and put it in the toilet and flush it for a swirly then you jam your dick in her ass, turn her around again and skeet all over her hair, and let it dry. It is complicated and takes many tries to master. If done correctly, the following day the bitchs hair will be sticking up like a damn Super Saiyan, a white-haired super saiyan at that.
2. Any person thats hair is in a swirl (like a tornado), and looks like they just received a swirly, whether the hair is dry or wet. It is also specifically used for people living in areas with lots of tornadoes, mostly redneck areas of the South and Midwest (excluding the North Coast). Places with Swirly Head Ass people are: KC, St. Louis, Indianapolis, Oklahoma City, Des Moines, Omaha, Cincinnati, and every other place in tornado alley which just happens to be filled with 95% rednecks and hillbillys.
2. Any person thats hair is in a swirl (like a tornado), and looks like they just received a swirly, whether the hair is dry or wet. It is also specifically used for people living in areas with lots of tornadoes, mostly redneck areas of the South and Midwest (excluding the North Coast). Places with Swirly Head Ass people are: KC, St. Louis, Indianapolis, Oklahoma City, Des Moines, Omaha, Cincinnati, and every other place in tornado alley which just happens to be filled with 95% rednecks and hillbillys.
Dude 1: "Hey dude whats wrong with ur girlfriends hair today? it was all white and crusty and stuck up like a Super Saiyan Goku?"
Dude 2: "I gave her a Swirly Head Ass last night, I guess that bitch doesnt shower"
Dude 2: "I gave her a Swirly Head Ass last night, I guess that bitch doesnt shower"
Swirly Head Ass by 216Ski April 21, 2008
Swirly Drink
A frozen alcoholic concoction. The name refers to the fact that a frozen drink machine "swirls" the mixture in order to keep it from freezing inside of the apparatus. The name can also refer to the "swirling" pattern one might see in a frozen drink. Known for their aesthetic qualities and ability to cause extreme inebriation. Swirly Drinks are a favorite during Mexican restaurant happy hour and establishments that cater to guido d-bags i. e. Wet Willies
1.)
Lamont: Man, where the damn drinks at!
(Jalapenos waitress brings several giant Red Swirly Drinks to table)
Darius: (while taking particular notice of swirling pattern radiating down the center of the drink) Ewwwwwwwwwww SHIIIITTTT!!!!
2.)
Bubba: Look at Smiff's table! Happy hour must end in about 5 minutes. (Entire surface area of Smiff's table covered with Green Swirly Drinks).
John: Yep, Smiffs gettin fucked up tonight!
Lamont: Man, where the damn drinks at!
(Jalapenos waitress brings several giant Red Swirly Drinks to table)
Darius: (while taking particular notice of swirling pattern radiating down the center of the drink) Ewwwwwwwwwww SHIIIITTTT!!!!
2.)
Bubba: Look at Smiff's table! Happy hour must end in about 5 minutes. (Entire surface area of Smiff's table covered with Green Swirly Drinks).
John: Yep, Smiffs gettin fucked up tonight!
Swirly Drink by jrm912 February 23, 2013