swindle whip

To get your possessions or anything of value took away from you by someone you had interest in you or you thought they had an interest in you. Mostly by distracting you by there looks , kinda like what a gold digger does.

Dang dude , she swindle whipped your ass.

by Blittsy April 14, 2014

fizzy swindle

When you jizz in a girls crawl space but pretend you didn't because you know she is not on the pill.

See that stupid pregnant bitch? I heard Chuck did a fizzy swindle on that whore.

by SprintTM December 20, 2008

Jackson Swindle

1.A slang term for a very orange object. i.e. Fruits, colors, blemishes, etc.

2.A slang term for receding hairline

1.Man, these carrots are such Jackson Swindles. Such a deep, orange color.

2.Bro, are you stressed? You've got a Jackson Swindle hairline going on.

by Word boi December 3, 2018

slutty swindle

The act of deceiving your sexual partner to ejaculating in your mouth and proceeding to not spit nor swallow but run away with a mouth full of seamen.

I think Tiffany is plotting to pull off a Slutty Swindle on me tonight.

by ThatGuyYouKnow123123 July 10, 2018

cunt swindle

When you think you are getting one thing, and you end up with another (unwanted) thing.

That douche bag cunt swindled us, these aren't real Cubans.

by dengle dingus March 2, 2011

brooke swindle

The act of shoving ones finger in the anus and then into the tip of the penis for lubricant to deep throat

That girl Brooke swindles before she gives blowjobs

by You_no_me17 July 13, 2016

slang swindle

When you think you coined a cool slang word, but then find out that somebody else already came up with it.

I thought i invented the word "thrift whore", but it turns out i was slang swindled.

by cup0joe22 September 8, 2010