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I’d rather suffocate

Honestly I’m not doing it it’s never happening no no no never nope not me never gonna happen thank you
Teacher: Hey can you send in your assignment for my class
Me: no I’d rather suffocate :)
by Boiyomamahah March 3, 2021
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bopleh suffocation

Suffocated by a persons nut sack
Omg !

Tht wrestling is getting suffocated by his opponent's Crown Jewels !

That's bopleh suffocation submission hold there folks !

He could tap out anytime !
by Zrab July 7, 2014
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Vagina Suffocation

Sitting on someone’s face with your vagina until suffocating them
My vagina was throbbing so I sat on Josh’s face while he ate me out and he died of vagina suffocation
by _.bitchmade._ May 28, 2019
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Sudanese Suffocation

The sexual act of allowing a fat Sudanese woman to sit on your face and queef causing you to suffocate.
"Yo bro I heard bryce payed a random Sudanese lady to suffocate him last night"
"oh he got the one and only Sudanese Suffocation"
by jsmith33334 April 28, 2025
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Group suffocation

A ceremonial amount of people participating in a circle of group to suffocate one another simultaneously.
David and Ross participate with Sara in group suffocation
by Johnny knobs May 22, 2022
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Suffocate N Ejaculate

That is when you hang yourself and wank at the same time. The great Buddha was the first one to leran this mastery.
I’m going to do the Suffocate N Ejaculate
by Rapemaster42069 November 16, 2018
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