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Apple Stairs

Fuck bruh I just broke my 200 dollar Macbook when I fell off the Apple Stairs‼️
by Zesteas October 16, 2021
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Joker Stairs

The most holy of places, even more sacred than the vatican itself. Only one with boatloads of clout can only hope to visit.
Yo bro m8 i heard your in new york this weekend, have you been to the joker stairs yet.

Nah man i got denied at the entrance not enough clout

Bruh
by Holy Priest Babadoo October 20, 2019
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People Under The Stairs

Original hip hop duo from Mid City LA. Consisting of Emcee's Double K & Thes One. They make some of the best music that has come out in the "new school" All there music is sampled and mixed straight from 12"'s and fuck the drum machines. They definetly keep it real and to the truest essence of hiphop.
Damn every track on "Question in the Form of an Answer", "Or Stay Tunes", "O.S.T.", "The Next Step" are good, and style beyond any others.
by Hamydeez October 5, 2003
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Matt Stairs

Possibly the greatest Canadian born baseball player in history. Currently plays for the San Diego Padres. He swings for the fences every at bat and become a premier feared pinch hitter in the majors.
Guy 1: Who the fuck just hit a 500ft home run off of Johnathan Broxton

Guy 2: That was Matt Stairs

Guy 1: How the fuck is he only a pinch hitter
by philliesfan866 August 20, 2010
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people under the stairs

An amazing LA-based duo Hip Hop group.
Made up of Double K and Thes One, both amazing turntablists, MCs, beat makers, crate diggers. They bring the freshest beats and rhymes, true '93 style hip hop and 70s style illicit funk. Based at Om Records.
www.peopleunderhtestairs.net
Man! PUTS bring that FRESH shit!!!
by YoYoPo May 16, 2004
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I fell down some stairs

what to say to your friends when you got beat up and and don't want to admit it. Because of it's overuse (a result of the historical precedent for lying about spousal abuse in order to preserve the sancity of marriage) it is considered a thinly veiled cry for help.
"woah, Joanie, what happened to your eye?"
"I fell down some stairs."
"is everything OK with Phillip?"
"yeah, everything's fine. I just fell down some stairs, ok, Mom?"
by kateyc September 5, 2008
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do you have stairs in your house

1. A nonsecret identifier between Something Awful forum goons. Canonical answer: "I am protected." In communal memory and appreciation of...

2. An Internet meme originating from Something Awful leader Richard Kyanka's famous "Space Robot Bonanza" ICQ prank, in which he successfully convinces a gullible person that he has created "space robots" from VCR parts to protect astronauts from "the terrible space secret". Unfortunately, the Pusher Robot (which shoves) and the Shover Robot (which pushes) have undertaken to protect the entire human race by pushing them down flights of stairs. Kyanka eventually switches to the persona of one of the robots and convinces the victim that the robots have "protected" Kyanka down the stairs. "The robot" then sends the victim into a panic by offering to protect him, asking for his location, and asking him "DO YOU HAVE STAIRS IN YOUR HOUSE". Similarly to AYBABTU, "DO YOU HAVE" was made into a song by The Laziest Men on Mars and then a Flash animation by Jonathan Robinson. However, in AYBABTU's case the song and animation are credited with kicking off the fad, while in "DO YOU HAVE"'s case they followed it.
"why are u guys all so mean"
"Do you have stairs in your house?"
"waht?"
"OK. FYAD."
by Anonymous nongoon October 31, 2006
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