spuds

Testicles. Often used to describe where the Castle Guards hit contestants on Takeshi's Castle's "Bridgeball"

She kicked me right in the spuds

by Stubbs May 18, 2004

Spudding

A sexual act involving the insertion of one's testicals into the anus of a ladyfriend followed by the intense slapping of the penis upon the lower back area.

"Mate im gonna give her a right spudding"
"I gave her 2 hours of solid spuddage"
"Dude she looks like shes been spudded silly"

by Hiphopopotomus&Rhymenoceros October 23, 2008

spud

a friendly greeting in which you touch someone’s fist with your own.

also known as a fistbump

Can be a symbol of respect, approval or just a greeting.

tyson: “yo i jus won the third world championship !”
fatima: “woah congrats man that’s awesome! *spuds*
jojo: *spuds*

fatima: heck yeah

by takara.tommibeybladeburst March 13, 2021

Spud

Potato

"you're my best spud"

by BlueSh1ft December 21, 2022

spud

a potato(see also sofa spud)

His mom made the best baked spuds ever.

by Light Joker December 18, 2004

Spud

A guy who is a complete jack ass but in his own warped mind believes otherwise. A spud is thoroughly inept but is manipulative enough to advance in the workplace. A spud is a weasely and unscrupulous individual who will propagate misinformation and slander about others to promote himself in an orginazation.

That damn spud got promoted again!

by bodiddley1 January 4, 2008

Spud

The opposite of a chode.

A particularly long and slender penis, often characterized by an abnormally large tip.

Conrad: Ahh! Dude, there's a snake in your bed and it looks ready to strike!

Langden: Cool out, that's just my spud, I've got morning wood!

by Birdmanskii October 5, 2009