Sloth

The second funnest of the 7 deadly sins, after lust.

I had been lusting all day, so I decided to kick back and work on sloth.

by Meh March 10, 2004

Sloth

When something or someone is just soo slow, that they can't function in modern day society.

1. And if you'll look to your left you'll see, sloth, on its natural migration pattern which occurs every 3-5 weeks, to the local super america, where he gets his monthly fix of peecheos and vitiman energy.

both are a little nasty and packed with sugar, which is the perfect thing to boost sloths energy

2. Ahhh, sloth

by Carterjonesy June 3, 2008

Sloth

A lazy person with no athletic ability! Often has a weird hair cut and enjoys lying to there mom about working out

Jim was supposed to be working on a project but desided to go to t-bell, what a sloth

by Redbirds94 January 20, 2015

sloth

The most majestic creature that has ever been imagined by god. It can run faster than a black guy with a TV, sleep longer than an ogre, and can blaze it harder than those stoners you know down the street. The sloth was made by god to spell out destruction and tyranny. If you happen to come across this majestic figure, hold onto your Dank and back away slowly, it has been known to take out some of America's greatest Military operators, these creatures should not be messes with, because they have the speed and power of a black man. Once you have backed away a good 420 feet and 69 inches, hope that this ogretastic creature is satisfied with your skrubiness and maybe spare you. If you have seen a sloth in person, you have been very lucky the sloth decided not to take your life.

I love to beat my sloth with a baseball bat

by MushroomToast April 21, 2016

sloth

literally my dog

ex: omg that dog is a sloth

by KateBSum-MoOoO February 23, 2019

Sloth

When your name is Lauryn with a y and you consistently have a routine of a vegetative state consisting of and not limited to: eating a full Jack's pizza, not cleaning her room, laying in bed all day while watching videos on Instagram and/or pictures on VSCO.

Wow, if I had to choose a spirit animal for Lauryn, it would be a sloth.

by Concerned ankle breaker April 11, 2019

sloth

A really old lady who live in their son in laws house and never leaves her room except to eat.

"God last time we were at my uncle's house there was this sloth living in one of his rooms and she came out only once to get pizza. and we were there for a whole week!"

by Mr. Jesus October 23, 2007