simclal

"Sitting In My Chair Laughing A Lot." A chat acronym comparable to LOL or ROFL.

gamer54: holy crap, I just got pwnd
tehguy932: simclal

by beuks October 5, 2008

Simcoe Salmon Swim

cumming inside of a vagina, regardless of the vagina's owner making specific requests against it prior to the sex act.
-not unlike salmon, your boys are swimming upstream to spawn....however, you are drunk, and we all know that when you are drunk you can't get a girl pregnant
see also whoops-a-daisy

C'lins - "you perform the Simcoe Salmon Swim last night?"
Mac - "you would be punctilious in assuming so"
C'lins - "awesome man! i hope you were drunk though"
Mac - "fuck, mother fucker, i know how to execute the mother fucking simcoe salmon swim, i practically invented that shit"
C'lins - "let us celebrate with the drinking of several pabst blue ribbons"

by NotTheFather123 October 13, 2006

SIMCSMAO

Sitting in my chair studying my ass off. What partiers often say when they are actually studying instead of partying. Pronounced "Sim-icks-mo."

person 1 What's up?
person 2 nm man
p1 r u going Sam's party 2night? itz gunna be killa!
p2 Naw man I have a math midterm tomorrow. SIMCSMAO.
p1 that sucks a big one!
p2 Tell me about it...

by iamtechno May 20, 2009

simcore

fat pimply no life loser

omg.. you are such a simcore !

by Potti March 18, 2003

Simcerity

subverted alternative management speak for the act of making someone think you care. Faked sincerity.

when my boss said he was sorry to see me go, he was showing simcerity...

by blisteredcanker March 25, 2010

SimCity 3000™: Unlimited

The one SimCity game that will never work on windows 10+ no matter what.

Man, SimCity 3000™: Unlimited Is so great, I just wish it worked on my windows 10 PC.

by ExtraHeight March 11, 2023

simcore

Someone who gets a "real rush" from gaming.

"Wow, i feel like such a Simcore! I just took out the whole enemy team and im really hyped up!"

by Ronald McDonald June 16, 2003