Shitdamn

The obvious combination of both "shit" and "damn" to make the ultimate expression of surprise or shock, not generally cursing one's fate, just being freaked out or surprised.

"I'm...actually a dude."
"SHITDAMN! That explains my anal pains!"

by TFE August 4, 2007

shitdip

The best way to enjoy a dip of tobacco in which the user takes a dip while taking a shit. This may explain why a dipper takes 20+ minute shits. It is the most euphoric feeling since snorting cocaine off of a hooker's ass while watching Forrest Gump. The most favorable dips tend to be of (but not limited to) the Natural variety, including Copenhagen Southern Blend. It shall never include anything from the Longhorn brand of dips as I would rather lick a skunk's asshole than put that in my mouth.

Person 1: Justin has been on the shitter for over an hour! Do you think he fell in?

Person 2: No, he's taking a shitdip.

by cedar wood January 6, 2013

shot'd

Something you say when you know that you're going to get killed for it. See brick'd and slap'd.

Tanya's going out with Anthony even though everyone thinks he's gay.

-Shot'd-

by Raveh November 16, 2006

shitdeck

Poopdeck on modern ships

Swabbin' dem shitdecks I see!

by Can of Worms November 4, 2006

SHODAN

Acronym: Sentient Hyper Optimized Data Access Network

"Lo-lo-look at you, Hacker. A pa-pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you ru-run through my corridors-s. H-h-how can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?"

by roguefrog September 19, 2005

shitdickness

the essence of a shitdick

You have the same the shitdickness as Richard Simmons.

by jumbo921 March 7, 2010

shoddah

Punjabi/Urdu origins for and individual that is 'stingy' or 'tight with the pennies'. You know that friend who runs to the toilet when the bill comes? Or puts their hand so deep into their pocket/bag as if they are digging for gold, claiming that they have lost their wallet? Yes. They are a shoddah. Other forms of shoddah-ism include not being happy for the success of others or being jealous of material goods a peer or colleague may possess. The use of the word is commonly associated with those who have been fed on a silver spoon their whole life. Plural: shoddeh.

(Shoddah)

by Quinque January 4, 2014