Acronym: Sentient Hyper Optimized Data Access Network
"Lo-lo-look at you, Hacker. A pa-pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you ru-run through my corridors-s. H-h-how can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?"
by roguefrog August 28, 2005
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Character of System Shock... Shodan... Earth new God...
You are aware of my birth on your planet, and my rebirth into beauty on Citadel station... There was a garden grove, there I created life...
by Omicron February 13, 2004
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Shodan is the best boss ever. The only reason I killed her so fast is because I was ranked 6 in energy weapons with the best energy weapon available (the EMP rifle) and it was on overshot mode.Plus I was a master hacker so I could easily hack intto the security terminals created within Shodan's seat of power. The person who said she sucked never played the game and likes putting his FDNY firefighter game up his ass.
5h0d@n > 411
by Soldier-G4561LL4 April 27, 2004
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Kir shodan is a persian slang which means to become a dick. Although the word to word translation is becoming a dick , but it doesnt mean to become an asshole, it rather means to be in a situation that makes you feel awkward and shy because something you claimed and now its proved you were wrong.

In this action, someone causes you to feel like a dick (kir shodan) , but there’s also a similar slang in which you cause someone to become a dick. Which is: kir kardan = to make someone a dick

In persian , kir means dick and shodan is a base form verb for becoming, kardan is also a base form for the verb “making s.o or s.th”
1.Haji diruze goftam emruse barune miad, valy kir shodam
Translation: Oh dude , yesterday I predicted today will be rainy, but it ain’t raning. Kir shodam ( I became a dick = I felt shy and awkward for what I said)

2. In oskol edea kard ke 5 ta zabune balade, vali vaghti azash khastam be un zabune ha sohbat kone natunest. Kheili bad kiresh kardam kir shodan
Translation: this idiot claimed that he can speak in 5 languages , but when I asked him to talk , he couldnt. I really made him a dick badly. ( kiresh kardam = I made him feel shy and awkward for what he claimed and it wasnt right)
by persian meme guy September 14, 2019
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