shnob

An action in which a female masturbates with a doorknob.

Alivia: Bro, I’m so horny i’m about to go shnob.

Jacob: Dood I’d totally shnob if I had a vagina too!

Alivia: That would be gnarly, man!

Jacob: Totally tubular!

by ɐɥsǝǝnbɹɐʇ February 9, 2020

chicky shnoodle

the proper way to say chicken noodle

mmm I LOVE chicky shnoodle

by robthebobcornonthecob September 24, 2019

Shno Dat

it comes from "you already should know that"

but say it fast like you shnooo datt! or U sno dat!

Dude1: Ayye! Hollow Da Don beat the shit out of Goodz!

Me: Yea u already shno dat!

by FrancoKills May 21, 2011

Shnockered

Doped, Drunk or High. Slightly Incomprehensible.

That man was completely schnockered!

by Arcturus May 29, 2003

shnob

a fucking mean, snot of a person

why do you always have to be a shnob!

by joey January 25, 2004

Pineapple Shnobler

When you and a friend are sitting on a bed and a naked 427 pound Korean woman walks into the room with pineapples taped to her thighs and commences a lap dance on both of you at the same time

Me and Nawty got a pineapple shnobler this weekend from Mrs. Lin next door.

by NawtyDeath August 10, 2012

Shnobel

Shnobel is a Yiddish word that means "a humongous (often cricked) nose".

This hairy Jewish guy's nose is so huge it deserves a Shnobel Prize.

What happens when a Jew with and erection walks into a wall? He breaks his Shnobel.

"As an animal is inferior to God, so is your nose inferior to my Shnobel!"
- Descartes to young Newton

by Shnobel January 20, 2009