Shmuck 

An idiot or someone goofy/stupid.

William: 2 + 2 is 5 minus 1 thats 7 quick maths
Bryan: The answer is 3 you shmuck

Shmuck by YBN Blizzo November 10, 2019

shmuck 

another way of saying a male's genitilia i.e. a dick

paul is such a shmuck!

shmuck by abraham solomon January 15, 2004

shmuck 

A penis rarely larger than most.

shmuck by Kaitlyinn May 2, 2003

shmuck 

as told to me by a 90 year old jew: DIRTY PENIS

Girl I wouldn't touch his dick with a ten foot pole and dishwashin gloves-thats one skanky shmuck.

shmuck by Leah February 21, 2003

shmuck 

a very large infected penis

I would'nt suck that shmuck

shmuck by tiana fata October 9, 2003

Shmuck 

In the language of totally random people, shmuck is a happy term for an uber happy psychotic cool person and is not related AT ALL to any part of the penis in this random language. =]
Often used with their nationality as an adjective

Person1: Hey my Dutch shmuck
Person2: Hello my little Irish shmuck!!

Shmuck by Squiggles =] December 5, 2007

shmuck 

a crazy grandma who gives you cookies and will fall over flat ground

omfg my nana is a shmuck, she is the coolest person i know

shmuck by old pplz r shmucks February 8, 2010