Shar-ttoo

Shar-ttoo: A semi-permanent Tattoo (usually drawn on by the wearer) with A Sharpie.

Antonym: "Reverse Shar-ttoo" When, unaware, the wearer has drawn the Sharttoo refection style because they used a mirror.

Factoid: You can usually tell right (write?) away whether the wearer a righty or a lefty because of what side of the body the Shar-ttoo is on.

Nice fuckin' Shar-ttoo dude!

I guess that Shar-ttoo read right in the mirror huh?

Good thing you didn't turn that Shar-ttoo into a Tatt.

I'm gonna Shar-ttoo your name on me, that way we can keep it casual...

Did you just take a shower? Your Shar-ttoo is all smudged.

by saphin May 23, 2010

Dirty shar

The act of inserting a zooper dooper into oneself then having someone eat it afterwards

I cleared my freezer out after doing a dirty shar

by fhdksuf July 19, 2020

Shar-pei squirt

A method of squirting cum from an uncircumcised penis. You reverse jack your penis, so the skin folds over each other, looking like a shar-pei dog, then pull back quickly, unleashing a quick squirt.

My girl used to frown upon uncircumcised dicks, but then I gave her a Shar-pei squirt.

by ModernDon March 31, 2010

[shar-shar-poo-poo-yia-yia]

1.The rarely veiwed action of a old cat pooping.
2. the sick feeling of having too much buttsex.

1.I can't belive I was lucky enough to witness shar-shar-poo-poo-yia-yia today!

2. "Whats wrong with him doctor?!" "Shar-shar-poo-poo-yia-yia thats what!"

by spunkye January 18, 2009

shar-pei puppies

old, wrinkled boobs.

That octogenarian displayed her shar-pei puppies at the beach.

by weave March 19, 2003

Shar (Last name here)

A kid that goes to Leland High. Sucks up a lot. Bites off of people.

Shar is in my class.

by That black kid. August 28, 2003

Shar-yee-haw Law

A set oppressive laws placed upon citizens due to the bigotry and close-mindedness of organized religion. But in Texas.

"Our country is being taken over by Muslims! Its going to be under Sharia Law!"
"OK, but look at Texas. It's already under Shar-yee-haw Law with its evangelical Christian population making laws controlling other people's bodies".

by Gabagools June 03, 2022