The first rule of Kpop

the first/number one rule of K-pop:

Don't fall in love with an idol.

I just started stanning The Boyz and I broke the first rule of kpop

by •o• June 14, 2021

Rule of Shoe

Formula for deciding whether someone died from an impact by how many shoes flew off
1 shoe = half dead
2 shoes= dead

Person 1: did you see both of that guys’ shoes fly off when he got hit by that car?
Person 2: Rule Of Shoe, he dead

by 1stonedrogue December 25, 2017

Pussy rules

In the event of a disagreement between a couple, the one with the pussy rules.

I wanted to see an action flick but we saw a love story, because pussy rules!

by I, Wreckerrr November 9, 2016

Knife fight rules

The key rule is there are no knife fight rules.

Snake threw a drink and knife at the Bandidos' eyes because there are no knife fight rules.

by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016

Sock rule

If you have socks on it’s not gay, because you’re not committed to the act. But if no socks are on then it is gay because you are committed to it.

The homie was upset about not getting head last night so John said fuck it I got socks on I’ll suck it! Did you guys hear about Greg the other day? He took it up the ass by 6 dudes that shits gay! Nah he had socks on so it’s okay because of the sock rule.

by No socks January 20, 2018

Rule 96

A rule/life-hack/way of life which states that if you want to make sure you are successful in doing something(like a test or a speech) masturbate before doing it so as not to fuck it up. It is advisable to use this on important things only but works on everything. The only exception is sex.

Guy 1: Hey did you guys hear Jared got yet another promotion. Wonder what's his secret
Guy 2: It was bound to happen, the guy seems to bring it in everything he does.
Wise informed guy: Hehe, long live rule 96
Guy 1: What the fuck is that?
Guy 2: Fuck off weirdo!

by Onibaba666 July 22, 2016

Mother Riley scanner attack

Used to describe a person who's head regularly explodes in anger whilst posting on a forum.

"Steve's just had another Mother Riley scanner attack. That can't be doing his blood pressure much good!"

by Terence Dactyl July 6, 2014